~:*:~Chcosticks~:*:~
Journal Entry: Tue Jul 4, 2006, 8:08 AM
(For the record this is typed exactly how it appears on the package in my hand. If no-one believes me, they can ask to see the package).
Intro and Instructions on package of chopsticks:
Welcome to Chinese Restaurant. Please try your Nice Chinese Food with Chopsticks the traditional and typical of Chinese glonous history and cultual. BAMBOO CHOPSTICKS PRODUCT OF CHINA
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Tuk under and held firmly. tnurnb
Learn how to use your chopsticks
Add second chcostick hold it as you hold a pencil
Hold tirst chopstick in originai position move the second one up and down Now you can pick up anything:
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I think I can speak for all of us when I say I don't even want to know what 'glonous' was supposed to mean. Wait, I've had a thought, perhaps it was supposed to be 'glorious'.
*checks*
Nope, that's definately an 'n', not an 'ri'.
Devious Comments
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Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals... except the weasel.
Art is the only way to run away without leaving home. ~Twyla Tharp
A good snapshot stops a moment from running away. ~Eudora Welty
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Critics will grumble. Of course they will. That's one of the functions of critics. As an artist it's your job to give them ulcers, and perhaps even something to get apoplectic about. -- Neil Gaiman
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"I became involved in television because I hated it so much" --Mr. Rogers
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MOVED. New Account is ~BlauShepherd
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Hello! I am Laura! Help me take over the world! Bwahaha!!
LOL jokes!!
But this is no joke.
Eeveefox, Noodle, 2-D, and I will take over the universe! BWAHAHAHA!!
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I'm not joking.
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~Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.
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~Aelnora, elven princess.
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He's dead, Jim. His BRAIN is gone.
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"I'm like a special effect...once you know how I work, the magic is gone."
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You don't have a Soul. You are a Soul. You have a body.
-Ed
YOU HAVE BEEN KISSED!!!
Spread the DA love around! (you can copy and paste this message on their userpage!)
*dingding* RULES:
1- You can kiss the person who kissed you!
2- You can't kiss the person more than 3 times
3- You -MUST- kiss 6 other people
4- You should kiss them in public! Paste it on their user page! c'mon..don't be scared of public displays of affection
5- Random kisses are perfectly okay! (and sweet)
6- You should most definitely get started kissing right away!
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Send to 10 of your friends to show them how much luv u have for them. If u get this back it means u r luved 2x as much!
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l°l dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die today l°l
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My Art Gallery || My Stock Account || My Website
Just a cute wee mousie exploring the vastness of DA-sphere in her
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"Never underestimate the love-affair between a girl and her horse."
Dr. Dudt
"I believe in Christianity as I believe in the risen sun. Not only because I see it, but because by it I see everything else."
C.S. Lewis.
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Even cooler than striped stockings... if that's possible.
:-D
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"Never underestimate the love-affair between a girl and her horse."
Dr. Dudt
"I believe in Christianity as I believe in the risen sun. Not only because I see it, but because by it I see everything else."
C.S. Lewis.
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i love my atara
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He's dead, Jim. His BRAIN is gone.
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My life is in a sketchbook, take the sketchbook from me and I wither and die.
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My life is in a sketchbook, take the sketchbook from me and I wither and die.
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My life is in a sketchbook, take the sketchbook from me and I wither and die.
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My life is in a sketchbook, take the sketchbook from me and I wither and die.
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My life is in a sketchbook, take the sketchbook from me and I wither and die.
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He's dead, Jim. His BRAIN is gone.
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