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Tue Jul 4, 2006, 7:08 AM

(For the record this is typed exactly how it appears on the package in my hand. If no-one believes me, they can ask to see the package).

Intro and Instructions on package of chopsticks:

Welcome to Chinese Restaurant. Please try your Nice Chinese Food with Chopsticks the traditional and typical of Chinese glonous history and cultual. BAMBOO CHOPSTICKS PRODUCT OF CHINA

S

Tuk under and held firmly. tnurnb

Learn how to use your chopsticks

Add second chcostick hold it as you hold a pencil

Hold tirst chopstick in originai position move the second one up and down Now you can pick up anything:

~*~

I think I can speak for all of us when I say I don't even want to know what 'glonous' was supposed to mean. Wait, I've had a thought, perhaps it was supposed to be 'glorious'.

*checks*

Nope, that's definately an 'n', not an 'ri'.

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Current Residence: Mediocre, PA
Interests: Horses, contradancing, kilts, cellos, trees, animals, gardening, and equines.
Favourite movie: The Village, Beauty and the Beast
Favourite band or musician: John Denver, Elton John, Billy Joel, The Beach Boys, The Proclaimers.
Favourite genre of music: Anything except Rap, hip-hop, most pop, and country.
Favourite artist: Caitling (Alice-chan)
Favourite poet or writer: C. S. Lewis and Andree Seu
Favourite photographer: Lisa Flory
Favourite game: Battle for Middle Earth
Favourite cartoon character: Beast and Kuzco
Personal Quote: Enjoy your Elf
Tools of the Trade: Eyes, hands, and God\'s grace

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~mad-libbs Nov 2, 2008, 7:49:53 PM

thanks for the fave

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~Azes13 Aug 23, 2008, 7:09:33 AM

Thanks for the fav'.

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~MidNiteSuicide Dec 27, 2007, 5:57:15 PM

thanks for the fav!!!

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~magna-est-veritas Aug 6, 2007, 9:57:34 PM

Thanks for the fav!

~frostcrystal Jul 11, 2007, 4:05:43 AM

Hey, two favs! You're just awesome. *hugs*

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~Afalstein Apr 14, 2007, 12:19:16 PM

Goodness. Two people from my college here on DA. First Alice-chan and now you. This is crazy.

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~deutschschaferhund Feb 19, 2007, 9:44:56 AM

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~Shih-tzu Feb 8, 2007, 1:05:11 PM

Thanks for the fav!

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