Intro and Instructions on package of chopsticks:
Welcome to Chinese Restaurant. Please try your Nice Chinese Food with Chopsticks the traditional and typical of Chinese glonous history and cultual. BAMBOO CHOPSTICKS PRODUCT OF CHINA
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Tuk under and held firmly. tnurnb
Learn how to use your chopsticks
Add second chcostick hold it as you hold a pencil
Hold tirst chopstick in originai position move the second one up and down Now you can pick up anything:
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I think I can speak for all of us when I say I don't even want to know what 'glonous' was supposed to mean. Wait, I've had a thought, perhaps it was supposed to be 'glorious'.
*checks*
Nope, that's definately an 'n', not an 'ri'.









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