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Abigail  

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~:*:~Chcosticks~:*:~

Journal Entry: Tue Jul 4, 2006, 8:08 AM
(For the record this is typed exactly how it appears on the package in my hand. If no-one believes me, they can ask to see the package).

Intro and Instructions on package of chopsticks:



Welcome to Chinese Restaurant. Please try your Nice Chinese Food with Chopsticks the traditional and typical of Chinese glonous history and cultual. BAMBOO CHOPSTICKS PRODUCT OF CHINA

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Tuk under and held firmly. tnurnb

Learn how to use your chopsticks

Add second chcostick hold it as you hold a pencil

Hold tirst chopstick in originai position move the second one up and down Now you can pick up anything:

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I think I can speak for all of us when I say I don't even want to know what 'glonous' was supposed to mean. Wait, I've had a thought, perhaps it was supposed to be 'glorious'.

*checks*

Nope, that's definately an 'n', not an 'ri'.

Devious Information

  • Current Age: 18
  • Current Residence: Mediocre, PA
  • Interests: Horses, contradancing, kilts, cellos, trees, animals, gardening, and equines.
  • Favourite movie: The Village, Beauty and the Beast
  • Favourite band or musician: John Denver, Elton John, Billy Joel, The Beach Boys, The Proclaimers.
  • Favourite genre of music: Anything except Rap, hip-hop, most pop, and country.
  • Favourite artist: Caitling (Alice-chan)
  • Favourite poet or writer: C. S. Lewis and Andree Seu
  • Favourite photographer: Lisa Flory
  • Favourite game: Battle for Middle Earth
  • Favourite cartoon character: Beast and Kuzco
  • Personal Quote: Enjoy your Elf
  • Tools of the Trade: Eyes, hands, and God's grace

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Devious Comments

~MidNiteSuicide:iconMidNiteSuicide: Dec 27, 2007, 6:57:15 PM Mood: Joy
thanks for the fav!!!

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Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals... except the weasel.

Art is the only way to run away without leaving home. ~Twyla Tharp

A good snapshot stops a moment from running away. ~Eudora Welty
~frostcrystal:iconfrostcrystal: Jul 11, 2007, 5:05:43 AM
Hey, two favs! You're just awesome. *hugs*

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Critics will grumble. Of course they will. That's one of the functions of critics. As an artist it's your job to give them ulcers, and perhaps even something to get apoplectic about. -- Neil Gaiman
~Afalstein:iconAfalstein: Apr 14, 2007, 1:19:16 PM
Goodness. Two people from my college here on DA. First Alice-chan and now you. This is crazy.

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"I became involved in television because I hated it so much" --Mr. Rogers
~deutschschaferhund:icondeutschschaferhund: Feb 19, 2007, 10:44:56 AM
Thanks so much for the :+fav:!

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MOVED. New Account is ~BlauShepherd
~Shih-tzu:iconShih-tzu: Feb 8, 2007, 2:05:11 PM
Thanks for the fav!

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Hello! I am Laura! Help me take over the world! Bwahaha!!

LOL jokes!!

But this is no joke.
Eeveefox, Noodle, 2-D, and I will take over the universe! BWAHAHAHA!! :evillaugh:

:lmao:

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I'm not joking.

:faint:
~DerangedPuppet:iconDerangedPuppet: Feb 8, 2007, 2:21:45 AM
thanks for the :fav+:

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~Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself. :)
~Aelnora:iconAelnora: Nov 22, 2006, 10:00:23 AM
Thanks for the fave!! :D

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~Aelnora, elven princess.
~Alice-chan:iconAlice-chan: Oct 16, 2006, 11:37:20 AM
hey, check out paula2206. Lovely horse goodness.

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He's dead, Jim. His BRAIN is gone.
~radii12:iconradii12: Sep 9, 2006, 7:45:11 AM
thankyou for the fav^^

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"I'm like a special effect...once you know how I work, the magic is gone."
~Nagareth:iconNagareth: Aug 19, 2006, 2:25:01 PM
thx for the fav;];];]
:hug:

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You don't have a Soul. You are a Soul. You have a body.
~lawoftheeast:iconlawoftheeast: Aug 19, 2006, 12:26:10 PM
Hey Abby, here's an indulgent and platonic gesture of internet affection. It involves no physical contact and Malfanian can't maul me for this one. Hope you've had fun damseling it up with Caitling by the time you see this!

-Ed

YOU HAVE BEEN KISSED!!!

Spread the DA love around! (you can copy and paste this message on their userpage!)


*dingding* RULES:
1- You can kiss the person who kissed you!
2- You can't kiss the person more than 3 times
3- You -MUST- kiss 6 other people
4- You should kiss them in public! Paste it on their user page! c'mon..don't be scared of public displays of affection
5- Random kisses are perfectly okay! (and sweet)
6- You should most definitely get started kissing right away!

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Send to 10 of your friends to show them how much luv u have for them. If u get this back it means u r luved 2x as much!
*Liek:iconLiek: Aug 6, 2006, 6:18:59 AM
Thanks for the :+fav: on [link] much appreciated :heart: :aww:

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l°l dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die today l°l
~axcelia:iconaxcelia: Jul 14, 2006, 4:28:35 PM
Thanks for the :+devwatch: watch :D :boogie:

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My Art Gallery || My Stock Account || My Website

Just a cute wee mousie exploring the vastness of DA-sphere in her
~Zyouki:iconZyouki: Jul 11, 2006, 3:36:03 PM
thanks for the fav.
~Elf-maid:iconElf-maid: Jul 11, 2006, 3:33:13 PM
Thanks! :hug:

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"Never underestimate the love-affair between a girl and her horse."
Dr. Dudt

"I believe in Christianity as I believe in the risen sun. Not only because I see it, but because by it I see everything else."
C.S. Lewis.
~:*:~
~Zyouki:iconZyouki: Jul 11, 2006, 3:27:47 PM
Nice Gallery! i like ur style. :)
~Elf-maid:iconElf-maid: Jul 7, 2006, 10:46:32 AM
Dang, yes.

Even cooler than striped stockings... if that's possible.

:-D

:hug:

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"Never underestimate the love-affair between a girl and her horse."
Dr. Dudt

"I believe in Christianity as I believe in the risen sun. Not only because I see it, but because by it I see everything else."
C.S. Lewis.
~:*:~
~Alice-chan:iconAlice-chan: Jul 6, 2006, 10:04:02 PM
the flamin gloves are like the coolest thing i own, doncha think?
i love my atara

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He's dead, Jim. His BRAIN is gone.
~starrypawz:iconstarrypawz: May 19, 2006, 9:49:38 AM
Sorry, triple post

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My life is in a sketchbook, take the sketchbook from me and I wither and die.
~starrypawz:iconstarrypawz: May 19, 2006, 9:47:38 AM
Hello there.

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My life is in a sketchbook, take the sketchbook from me and I wither and die.
~starrypawz:iconstarrypawz: May 19, 2006, 9:47:34 AM
Hello there.

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My life is in a sketchbook, take the sketchbook from me and I wither and die.
~starrypawz:iconstarrypawz: May 19, 2006, 9:47:14 AM
Hello there.

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My life is in a sketchbook, take the sketchbook from me and I wither and die.
~starrypawz:iconstarrypawz: May 19, 2006, 9:46:56 AM
Hello there.

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My life is in a sketchbook, take the sketchbook from me and I wither and die.
~Alice-chan:iconAlice-chan: Apr 21, 2006, 3:58:34 PM
*17 huggles*

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He's dead, Jim. His BRAIN is gone.